escape

i know that i have been writing a lot about love rubbish so i decided today that i shall not write about love related things, rather i shall present a crazy ass idea

one day my friend and i were texting then he suggested the idea of switching bodies and what we would do

i remember me not being completely honest because i'm nice like that, not

anyway he said the he'll go through my wardrobe

then take a shower since he never had the chance to wash long hair before

(seriously dude, my hair is not long)

then he said he'll discover my body which i think he gonna molest himself in my body

then he'll try and make me fatter.

see how much my tummy can fit

sigh, if we switch bodies, fml

and out of curiosity, i googled switch bodies

(actually i googled it so i can get piccies but the results were too interesting to ignore

and honestly rather ridiculous

sigh, bloody westerners and their crazy minds

i swear that they are so crazy, majority of aliens want to visit only them and their leader

xoxo

charm chew