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Saturday, December 18, 2010

perverts

perverted
perverts

whenever you say or think of the above words, you will automatically think of guys or the male species, or the manlier gender. cause guys are perverts. its accepted, its normal, its whats expected of them, yet its negative, and for good reasons i must say

exploitation of ladies, women, girls, the gentler gender, have and will continue to exist as long as perverts exist. which basically means till our species have perished completely off the face of earth.

i'm sure you've seen beer posters in coffee shops that show sexily dressed ladies in provocative poses and holding the bottle of beer

you think that bad, you have just seen the censored version
this is what other countries are seeing


and this

if you have it, flaunt it


funny thing is this, ladies realize they are being exploited as a marketing tool for the brand, they silence that realization with the fact that they are getting paid. and so perverts go on to be born every single effing day


porn sites, lets say this. if a guy has not visit a porn site, there are only a few reasons for this, they are gay, underage, abnormal, dead before they could. i suppose its only right to assume that any guy with the ability to get turned on and masturbate to images on screens at the comfort of their homes are normal, or as we girls put it, perverted.

all of these are just to prove to you that guys are perverted, posters, adverts, sites, pictures, thoughts. everything about them is perverted and therefore they are all sinners.

right?

what if i say

wrong

girls, you're there nodding your head in agreement. stop doing that, you're guilty as well. i decided that its about time that we confess that we are not that different from the guys, we're just more subtle and better at hiding, at least i think.

hey, we look at those posters too, we just look at it in disgust. then later think of how larger those balls on her chest are, or how pretty she looks, and you look in the mirror and sigh cause you know that you'll never be like her. then comfort yourself by thinking how cheap she must be to have done that. how can she not know that her face will be stamped in posters halfway around the world

girls, admit it ok, you watch porn too, don't you? don't lie. i know. you secretly browse the web for pictures like the above too, only you're not stupid enough to save it in your computer, but you just browse and let it go


so you see, we girls can be perverts too, we're just less obvious about it

in fact, i think, girls are more perverted or they make the poor males suffer.


seriously, with dresses like these

you can practically see her whole back,
and look how short that dress is.
what poor man wouldn't be turned on?

again, the length of that skirt

and the sinful bikini, covers only the "important areas"

those poor guys,
hey, they can imagine too ok?

and guys masturbate, do girls do that? lets google that shall we? oh, here you go. freaking yes, they do.

so who are we to call a perfectly normal guy who does on occasions get a little sexual, a pervert? when in fact, we girls are well, no different.



so back to me, maybe other girls are not like i mentioned above, maybe they are totally innocent after all. just maybe, i am the only "pervert"

like they say, (enter quote about book covers here)

xoxo
charm chew

ps: this post is not supposed to offend anyone, so apologies in advance if you're stupid enough to get offended in the first place. not my fault you're so stupid


1 comments:

Jensen said...

YES! I am totally a pervert! hohoho