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Sunday, December 26, 2010

a list

there are so many lists that we may or may not make on a daily basis
like a list of items to order from the supplier
a list of prices of items
a call card that lists the products and their selling prices
shopping lists
a lists of reasons
a lists of things to do

its almost as if our lives are governed my lists

oh look, next on my list is to....

upload photos to facebook

there you go, a picture of me and my ugly blue nails with someone pinching my cheeks

xoxo
charm chew

Saturday, December 18, 2010

perverts

perverted
perverts

whenever you say or think of the above words, you will automatically think of guys or the male species, or the manlier gender. cause guys are perverts. its accepted, its normal, its whats expected of them, yet its negative, and for good reasons i must say

exploitation of ladies, women, girls, the gentler gender, have and will continue to exist as long as perverts exist. which basically means till our species have perished completely off the face of earth.

i'm sure you've seen beer posters in coffee shops that show sexily dressed ladies in provocative poses and holding the bottle of beer

you think that bad, you have just seen the censored version
this is what other countries are seeing


and this

if you have it, flaunt it


funny thing is this, ladies realize they are being exploited as a marketing tool for the brand, they silence that realization with the fact that they are getting paid. and so perverts go on to be born every single effing day


porn sites, lets say this. if a guy has not visit a porn site, there are only a few reasons for this, they are gay, underage, abnormal, dead before they could. i suppose its only right to assume that any guy with the ability to get turned on and masturbate to images on screens at the comfort of their homes are normal, or as we girls put it, perverted.

all of these are just to prove to you that guys are perverted, posters, adverts, sites, pictures, thoughts. everything about them is perverted and therefore they are all sinners.

right?

what if i say

wrong

girls, you're there nodding your head in agreement. stop doing that, you're guilty as well. i decided that its about time that we confess that we are not that different from the guys, we're just more subtle and better at hiding, at least i think.

hey, we look at those posters too, we just look at it in disgust. then later think of how larger those balls on her chest are, or how pretty she looks, and you look in the mirror and sigh cause you know that you'll never be like her. then comfort yourself by thinking how cheap she must be to have done that. how can she not know that her face will be stamped in posters halfway around the world

girls, admit it ok, you watch porn too, don't you? don't lie. i know. you secretly browse the web for pictures like the above too, only you're not stupid enough to save it in your computer, but you just browse and let it go


so you see, we girls can be perverts too, we're just less obvious about it

in fact, i think, girls are more perverted or they make the poor males suffer.


seriously, with dresses like these

you can practically see her whole back,
and look how short that dress is.
what poor man wouldn't be turned on?

again, the length of that skirt

and the sinful bikini, covers only the "important areas"

those poor guys,
hey, they can imagine too ok?

and guys masturbate, do girls do that? lets google that shall we? oh, here you go. freaking yes, they do.

so who are we to call a perfectly normal guy who does on occasions get a little sexual, a pervert? when in fact, we girls are well, no different.



so back to me, maybe other girls are not like i mentioned above, maybe they are totally innocent after all. just maybe, i am the only "pervert"

like they say, (enter quote about book covers here)

xoxo
charm chew

ps: this post is not supposed to offend anyone, so apologies in advance if you're stupid enough to get offended in the first place. not my fault you're so stupid


Sunday, December 12, 2010

farewell and goodbye

now i'm sure that some of you have been to folie folie in ipoh before.
the people there are awesome as heck
its hard to say goodbye to your workplace
but its even harder when you're leaving your friends

here are a few i've met and already miss

fat theng: you're like my senior yo and you've been nothing but full of sarcasm,, sometimes it gets irritating but otherwise its tolerable. you will be missed

ah kwan: little mei mei, you're the best person to have stumble upon anytime. thanks for the note this morning and you can ask me to translate anything, anytime

iris: i know i've known you in just a weeks time but you're the first person that i know who hates iphone as much as i do, much loves

big lun: i know that at first i seem very lanci and i'm sorry, you're awesome to make fun of and i wish you best of luck with kikyi. i know you love her

my boss: thanks theng for giving me this golden chance to work with you and your establishment, its the best ever, although sometimes i don't follow the rules like painting my nails blue or texting too much. thanks a lot

xin yi: hey xin yi, i know you may not read this but thanks really, you are the first person i knew at folie folie. thanks for being there for me when i needed it and for supporting me all the way. i love you

yap: gosh where do i start with you ah yap, you annoy me so, i remember you used to give me flying kisses and telling me you love me and i told you to stop endlessly, thankfully you did stop and you did get my number eventually. thanks i guess

ah si: ah si, thanks for calling me after a song, and your hair color is awesome as you are. there is nothing more left to say cause you are well, more awesome than words can describe

ming: my dear 15 year old ming, thanks for being there when i cried, when i felt like nobody was there for me, you were and you listened, never judged, never scolded, just listened. thanks for saving me from falling in the kitchen and head taps to let me know that you're there..

THANKS FOLIE FOLIE!!

this includes the staff at SMR, PUB and KTV!!

xoxo
charm chew

Saturday, December 4, 2010

regrets

what do i regret?
a lot of things
i sometimes regret being born into this world
i sometimes regret being myself
i sometimes regret causing pain to people around me
and i sometimes regret being in love

i regret being how i am
i regret the things i say
i regret the things i do
and every night, ever so seldom.
i regret having you

sometimes i regret smiling
i regret not crying

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i regret defending you
i regret protecting you
iregret, that's what apple should come up with

 

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a little sunshine brings a little regret a little later

 

a little thinking a little sooner would make regretting hurt a little lesser

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then smiling would be a little more genuine
crying would make one feel a little better
and regret would die a little sooner

enclosed are the most genuine smiles i have yet

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xoxo
charm chew

ps: recent pictures took using nikon d3100